Catholics and CON-DUMS

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“Know who you are”


Pope Benedict XVI landed in Cameroon this past week and also made a stop in Angola as well.

Sub-Saharan Africa has been fucked by AIDS and HIV more than any other region in the world. Yet again the church continues to preach against the practice of contraception as millions of people die each year of this horrible disease.

More than 22 million people in sub-Saharan Africa are infected with HIV, according to a 2008 UNAIDS/WHO report. Nine out of 10 children with HIV in the world live in the region, which has 11.4 million orphans because of AIDS, the report said, and 1.5 million people there died of the disease in 2007.

At Flying Mannequin we believe in one thing. “Know who you are” it’s not just a tag line but a belief in thinking for yourself and not being an obedient slave to mindless ignorant and archaic doctrine. The truth of the matter is this, YES abstinence is the perfect cure to AIDS and HIV, but not a legitimately viable one in any region in any world.

It’s real simple everyone………..people like to FUCK, it feels good! The Pope should try it sometime and not just with little boys but with woman too. Condoms save lives and prevent unwanted pregnancies……..it’s just SCIENCE!! But what can you expect from a man and an organization that still does not view woman as equals and chooses to protect child molesting priests.

Think for yourself and stop this madness “know who you are”

Gook



Just thought I'd give my two cents on this subject matter. I think the Catholic church should adopt something more like this;


Granted people are going to do it anyway so at least give them condoms with the Pope on there with his warning. That way if you are religious you'll give it a second thought. They can hand them out next to the holy water.

Gringo

P.S.- I can talk about Catholicism, I was raised Catholic so it does give me the license to do so. So don't think I'm some atheist out there purely trying to trash the church. And for heavens sake why has that woman's hair not been discussed. She's got a red eagles nest on her fuckin head. It's huge. What is it? The more religious you are the bigger your hair has to be? Is that how women try to get closer to God these days?

Kingdom of Norris?!

Chuck Norris has decided to run for president of Texas. This once again solidifies our belief that Chuck Norris is the last patriot left in our country. In his statement he writes, “I may run for president of Texas,” Norris wrote Monday in a column posted at WorldNetDaily. “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”

The actor claimed “thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation” and said that if states decide to secede from the union, that Texas would lead the way. “Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we'd do if the going got rough in America,” Norris wrote. “Let there be no doubt about that.”

What is truly amazing about Chuck Norris, is he has already amazed thousands of “cell groups” in our country united in the effort to overthrow our democratic values and begin the Kingdom of Norris. It takes a true patriot and visionary to organize thousands of domestic terrorist cell groups in our own country to fix our problems, something another Texan who actually was President could not accomplish.

I would truly like to see Mr. Norris succeed in his endeavor, but if history has taught us anything, succession is a quick road to an ass whooping I’m not to keen on. With our current President in office who likes to fashion himself after another President that also brought the hammer down on people like Chuck in the past, I have to say it may not be a wise move to embark on such an endeavor.

Instead I would suggest to Chuck that he do what he knows best. Make stupid movies and T.V. shows meant for stupid people.

-Gook

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Thanks for visiting Flying Mannequin. We finally after a year and much hassle have a fully working website thanks to an old friend of ours and no thanks to another gentleman who needs to have his skull turned into a sugar bowl, it would be a lot more useful that way. Anyhow, thanks for looking, we have much planned for this year. We'll have new designs out not too far from now. The Gook is going to be hitting the streets soon to promote and try to get our shirts in more shops. We'll be adding and subtracting from the site so be sure to check back regularly. It's going to be an uphill battle with this economy as everybody reading this knows, but we will persevere. If you have any suggestions, comments or anything else feel free to throw us an email through our contact section.

Gringo